Have you heard?
Byrd is no longer the word.
Though he's played like a turd,
He's now playing for another herd.
The Cubs will get likely someone that Theo referred.
The Red Sox wanting him seems quite absurd.
Unless you realize that his salary isn't transferred.
Campana has become much more preferred.
And now it must not be slurred...
So long to Marlon Byrd.